Got a job working with a bunch of Emo kids. It's depressing, they're always going on about dying, they look terrible with their white skin, and complain about how shit their life is. Sorry not Emo kids Chemo kids.. What do you call a robotic emo that likes dark humor. Cutting edge technology. Did you hear about the girl who wasn't accepted into the emo club? She couldn't make the cut. How do you get a emo down from a tree? You cut the rope. I went to the bakery and asked for Emo Cake Baker: Emo cake?
Whats that? Me: It's cake that cuts itself Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags? Because they keep cutting in line. What do you call a horny emo who practices self-control? An edgelord. What do you call a committee of emo kids? A cutting board. How do you get a group of emo kids to change a light bulb? You don't, you just let them sit and cry in the dark. What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless. I just reseeded my lawn with emo grass.
It cuts itself Heard about the new Emo-grass for your lawn? It cuts itself. What do you call 4 emo friends? Suicide Squad. How do emo bands prepare for their shows? I can see why. Get a emo boy mug for your sister Rihanna. Dresses better than most girls , uses more makeup than most girls, cries more than most girls, basically, a girl but on a much bigger scale. Get a emo boy mug for your friend Zora. A male person, typically between the ages of 20 to 35, whose lugubrial nature is firmly entrenched within a policy of excessively up-to-date fashions and self-apologetic philosophies.
While it may seem that the emo boy is a sensitive and sincere archetype, most instances are typically narcissistically and oedipally motivated approval-seekers by nature who achieve catharsis with the perpetual maintenence and acknowledgement of a perfectly inoffensive facade as subconsciously and consciously constructed by the emo boy himself.
In other words, the emo boy is a xy chromosome-based apology for the sinful excesses of a patriarchal society, achieved chiefly through the adoption of more stereotypically feminine traits while outwardly denying identification with the more stereotypically bad male attributes and behaviours.
Non-muscular, distant, quietly vain, sensitive, nice, cultured, apologetic, and intimately dark; the emo boy chooses to correlate as closely as possible to the label of 'deep' through careful censorship and grooming, rather than by way of erudition and direct illumination which could be viewed as adversarial or condescending even though the average emo boy displays a higher capacity for intellect than most other male fashion-identifiable cliques.
Too shy to speak to her directly, the emo boy watched the dancing object of his adoration from a darkened booth and reflected bitterly upon the futility of his love-life. Get a emo boy mug for your cousin Larisa. An emo boy is a boy of many emotions ussualy we can be hyper, happy, sad, or just none emotionaly, not all of us like to show off our emotions but at least we have them.
We have ussualy black shaggy hair that covers our face or some of us have a fauxhawk that is swept to the side. Get a emo boy mug for your mama Riley. Regina Dunn Goth Subculture Enthusiast. Regina Dunn. Remember that the emo subculture is practically just about music. Not Helpful 17 Helpful 9. Just take it slowly, easing into the culture and fashion.
Slowly start listening to the music, dressing emo, trying out new hairstyles, etc. If they give you issues, calmly let them know why emo music and culture is important to you. Not Helpful Helpful Of course. You can have any hair color and style you want if you like the music and culture of emo kids. You get to choose if you're emo or not -- not other people.
You should tell someone, preferably an adult, and not necessarily bring it up with the bully. The bully is most likely trying to get a rise out of you. By denying them the satisfaction of getting angry or upset, you'll likely have them uninterested in bothering you very much.
If they still continue to bother you, consider going to an adult in a position of authority. You honestly don't have to do any of this to consider yourself emo. If you like the music and subculture, you're emo. However, if you want to "look the part" you might favor black clothes, be quiet and shy, and get darker hair. Include your email address to get a message when this question is answered.
Don't become emo unless it's your true self. Find your own style and expand it. Helpful 0 Not Helpful 0. Ideally, music is the most important part of emo, and fashion, at the end of the day, isn't something to worry about. Wear emo fashion if you want, but remember that it is the music that makes you emo, not the skinny jeans.
Learn your terms and that emo isn't subjective. If you decide that "emo" is suddenly Twenty One Pilots because of their sad lyrical themes, someone else can decide that Nine Inch Nails are punk because they're loud and use fast dynamics. There's a history behind these terms, and you have to learn about them rather than trying to make up your own definition. This happens in the goth subculture a lot, but it stands for emo, too.
Helpful 1 Not Helpful 0. If you're looking for emo or screamo bands, use terms that aren't used by the mainstream. Words like 'skramz', 'emotive hardcore', and 'emo-violence' can help you find bands sounding similar to the first wave of bands. You may be subjected to negative criticisms by your non-emo friends and possibly the majority of society if they aren't emo, so just ignore them. If someone asks you if you cut yourself or are depressed, just ignore or deny it if you don't.
If they asked you, chances are, their opinions are already made and your approval isn't going to change it much. Do not give in to the stereotype that emo kids must be depressed and self-harm. Emo is not about feeling depressed and hurting yourself. If you are truly feeling depressed, please seek help; you are worth it and deserve better than to feel that way. If you're applying eyeliner, do not be afraid to apply to the inside of the lids and under the bottom lash-line. Just be careful so that you don't stab yourself in the eye.
When shopping, remember that you necessarily need to buy anything expensive. Emo isn't about the clothing, you don't even have to go shopping to get what you need. Simple clothes are fine and you could probably fine the majority of what you want at a thrift or charity shop. Layer your clothes. An example is wearing a long-sleeved shirt under a band shirt, tank tops under a tee-shirt, or leggings under ripped jeans. Try wearing layers in the winter, fall, and early spring.
Hoodies are also really good for layering as well. Don't feel forced to change if your friends are emo. Emo is all about being yourself and not being afraid of what others think. You don't have to deny that you are emo. This is a stereotype that, in all truth, only some emos follow. It is perfectly acceptable to outwardly tell people that you are emo. It is okay to be a boy and wear makeup. You are going for a dark look, makeup such as mascara and eyeliner can help you achieve this.
Put your own spin on things. Incorporate other types of fashion that interest you into your emo look. For instance, goggles are an edgy item not usually seen in emo fashion, but that doesn't mean you can't incorporate them into an emo look.
Try not to worry about being called a "poseur". Emo is absolutely not about cutting yourself , anger or depression. It will not make you more emo. Emo doesn't mean self-harm; it means self-expression. Contrary to mainstream belief, screamo is a real genre of music and isn't any band that uses the screaming vocal technique.
Screamo is also not any metalcore or deathcore band such as As I Lay Dying or Asking Alexandria; it is its own separate genre. Really look after your hair. Dying, bleaching, teasing, using straighteners without heat protection, and washing it too much can all have long term damaging effects on your hair.
It's recommended that you use deep-conditioning treatments frequently. Do not straighten your hair every day, or you will fry it; on off days, try wearing a snapback or beanie to hide messy hair.
Note that metalcore and deathcore bands are not 'emo', but it doesn't stop you from listening to them and wearing their merchandise if you wish. Just refrain from mislabelling them either "emo" or "screamo" if it's not the correct term use a credible source such as Discogs or isthisbandemo.
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